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Stuff You Should Know
The digital duo Josh and Chuck deconstruct your world.

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How Traffic Works | June 29, 2010

 
Announcer

Welcome to Stuff You Should Know from Howstuffworks.com.

Josh Clark

Hey, and welcome to the podcast. I’m Josh Clark. With me is Charles Precious Bryant. How are you doing, Precious?

Chuck Bryant

This is the podcast based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

Josh Clark

Yeah, that is absolutely right; word for word, right?

Chuck Bryant

Jerri just got mad because you did a spoiler for Precious.

Josh Clark

I’m known for spoilers, aren’t I, at least two.

Chuck Bryant

E.T. phone home.

Josh Clark

No, there was Six Feet Under, and there was another one I spoiled too, wasn’t there?

Chuck Bryant

Yeah, there was one you spoiled that was a really old movie, and I was like, come on, that movie’s 15 years old; there’s a statute of limitations.

Josh Clark

Yeah, what was it, Buckaroo Bonsai?

Chuck Bryant

Yeah, I think that was it.

Josh Clark

Yeah, me too. Chuck?

Chuck Bryant

Yes?

Josh Clark

Have you ever been in traffic? That’s the best I got. How do you set this up? Chuck, do you like Steve Winwood?

Chuck Bryant

Yeah, I was gonna make a Traffic, the band, comment.

Josh Clark

Have you ever seen The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys?

Chuck Bryant

Yeah.

Josh Clark

Yeah? That’s it? Seriously, I’m trying to fix this opening.

Chuck Bryant

Traffic, you know he was like 16 or 15 when he first joined Traffic?

Josh Clark

Is that right?

Chuck Bryant

Steve Winwood, yeah.

Josh Clark

That guy is a Lothario, and by that, I mean a prodigy.

Chuck Bryant

Yeah, traffic, I’ve been in traffic, buddy. You?

Josh Clark

Yes, I have actually been in traffic. It happens a lot because I don’t ride MARTA. You ride our fine, fine crippled public transit system here in Atlanta, don’t you?

Chuck Bryant

I’m never in traffic anymore. It’s really been a huge difference in my life.

Josh Clark

I don’t ride MARTA because I usually tend to avoid the smell of urine, and reading while moving makes me sick, so I’m, you know, plus I value -
I used to value being able to smoke.

Chuck Bryant

Yeah, dude, I was just about to say, that’s why you used to drive.

Josh Clark

Yeah, and now I do it just out of habit. I get caught in traffic a lot and it stinks.

Chuck Bryant

I don’t see you on a public transport. You’re not that kind of social.

Josh Clark

No. That’s the other thing, too. It’s like, oh, hey, we work together, let’s talk the whole time.

Chuck Bryant

No, I wear my sunglasses. It could be dark and raining, and I’ve told everyone here that if I have my shades on, that means the office is closed.

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