Posts Tagged: ‘vampires’
Top 5 Abstinent Vampires: No. 5 — Angel and Edward Cullen (Tie)
by Tracy V. Wilson | October 26, 2009
When I was in elementary school, after years of trick-or-treating in a Wicked Witch of the West costume, I decided to be a vampire for Halloween. With the very silly exceptions of Bunnicula and Grandpa and Lily Munster, vampires were monsters back then, and monsters were what Halloween was for. I ran around in a cape, plastic fangs and a drawn-on widow’s peak, hollering, “I van to suck your blood.” Because that’s what vampires do.
Rather, that’s what vampires did. Now it seems like the average vampire has, for one reason or another, decided to abstain from drinking blood. Monsters are still what Halloween is for, though, so I’m going to spend this week looking at these abstinent vampires (and whether they’re still at all monstrous).
A Different Take on Sex and Vampires: Vampire as Gay Boyfriend
by Tracy V. Wilson | October 15, 2009
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about the connection between sex and vampires. This morning, I ran across a link to a different take on the topic in Salon’s Broadsheet blog. There, Tracy Clark-Flory writes about an article in Esquire that equates vampires with gay men. “Vampires have overwhelmed pop culture,” says Stephen Marche, “because young straight women want to have sex with gay men.”
It’s not hard to think of real animals that feed on blood. It’s not even hard if you narrow it down to ones we’ve written about. Mosquitoes. Fleas. Ticks. Bats. Bed bugs. The one big-name bloodsucker that hasn’t gotten the full HowStuffWorks.com treatment yet is the leech, so I’m putting that on the list of things to do.
But there are plenty of vampire creatures that haven’t spent much time in the limelight. Here are some of my favorites — and the B-grade horror movies they could star in.
Why is it so difficult to separate ‘vampire’ from ‘sex’?
by Tracy V. Wilson | October 1, 2009
October is one of my favorite months. The temperature drops, leaves turn, and suddenly it becomes way more socially acceptable for adults to show up in public places wearing costumes. On top of that, the impending arrival of Halloween gives me a great excuse to spend my working hours researching zombies, werewolves and ghosts. It serves up food for thought for my colleagues, too. Earlier this week, one co-worker posed a question: Why are vampires and sex so inextricably linked?
This was a big week for aficionados of vampirism and medieval corpse defilement, as archaeologists in Venice discovered the bones of a suspected vampire in a 16th century mass grave for plague victims. No, fangs weren’t the giveaway — it was actually the huge brick shoved into its mouth.
The archaeologists suspect that the brick was inserted as a kind of exorcism for the corpse. Medieval Europe wasn’t exactly a hotbed of medical science, and human decomposition was poorly understood. Superstition ran rampant. What might a denizen of such a demon-haunted world think upon discovering that a corpse had bloated, chewed through its grave shroud and dribbled bloody purge fluid down its chin?
Exactly. You plug the corpse with a brick and move on. At the time, a little local panic was enough to see an entire graveyard exhumed in the hunt for bloodsuckers.
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