Posts Tagged: ‘vampire bats’

One of my favorite tabloid headlines from the now-defunct Weekly World News was this: “Vegan Vampires Attack Trees.” I can just see it — a particularly menacing vegan vampire, perhaps draped in an organic cotton cloak (wool would be inappropriate, right?), lurching toward a helpless tree, preferably maple.

But I’m here to discuss something nonvegan and decidedly bloody: the vampire bat.

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