We’re all familiar with energy drinks, the beverages that give some of us the caffeine, vitamins, herbs and sugar to power through our work days and stretch our nights out to the max. Regardless of the brand, you’re basically guzzling down stuff from the local hippie health store with a cola makeover.

Anti-energy drinks, as you can probably guess, are the same idea aimed at opposite results. Hit your favorite natural foods store and you’ll find no shortage of herbal sleep and relaxation aids like melatonin, kava root or valerian root. Given the enormous worldwide success the energy drink industry has enjoyed, it makes perfect sense to throw some of those aids into a can and add a little flavor, fizz and a suitably ridiculous brand name. Mary Jane’s Relaxing Soda and Drank anyone?